Tuesday, July 01, 2008

How Ted nearly got murdered last week...

One night last week, I was giving the baby a bath while Ted was hanging out with Arlo and watching T.V.. After a while, Ted came into the bathroom, where I was kneeling next to the tub, leaning over to wash Mae's hair.

As he opened the door, Ted started singing, "I like big butts, and I cannot lie..." and I looked over my shoulder with a look that would have stopped a train. I could not believe that he would be such an ASS--especially considering that I have finally gotten back down to the weight I was IN COLLEGE. I could have died.

As it turns out, he had just been watching this episode of Friends, and his rendition of "Baby Got Back" was NOT inspired by the view he encountered upon entering the bathroom and seeing me bent over the tub.

It was worth a very hearty laugh... AFTER I got over my initial desire to murder him. And for the record, he did apologize.

3 comments:

Mara said...

omg, I love that episode! Especially when Ross says, "Rachel, that is SO inappropriate!"

mark said...

But, he was saying he *does* like big butts. So if you're saying you don't have a big butt, doesn't that leave you out in the cold?

Cindy (aka Ms. Mayhem) said...

love your story, and loved watching the clip! I loved when Ross shaked his nasty butt--and I mean nasty as in cute :)