Also... I stopped in to get a University ID card (to which I am entitled as a UI Foundation staffer) so that I can get the software discount at the UI bookstore to buy the software that really should have come with my computer, which came loaded with MS Office but didn’t didn't come with Word BECAUSE MICROSOFT IS A STEAMING PILE OF GREEDY BASTARDS DIPPED IN MELTED BASTARDS WITH CRUNCHY BASTARD COATING.
ANYway. This little college girl was talking on the phone while she is gesturing with her hands to guide me through the picture-taking sequence, and I was totally looking at her instead of the camera when she snapped the photo.
Derrrr.
Derrrr.
I don’t know how well you can see this, but the photo is actually sort of horrifying. I look like one of the Manson Family gals, freshly brainwashed and ready to KILL. Because I love Charlie, and he is Jesus.
P.S. I don't hate college girls. They just weren't my favorite among God's creatures today.
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Honestly, because more people read your blog than you know, I would edit your pic and cover up your id # and get rid of the bar code. A safety thing!!! This is just from a person who just read a blog that is being removed along with children's pics that were posted. There has been some child abduction attempts in their neighborhood and they linked it to info over the internet. Just trying to help...
OMG - you are hilarious. I haven't been at knit wits the last few weekends...other stuff...but hope to be in again.
Keep writing. I love it, and this one had me laughing out LOUD!
Shyla
So, I would just like to tell you that I know that look it's the "Jen-is-really-annoyed-and-can't-believe-this-person-is-for-real" look.
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