1) One of the vendors at the farmers' market tonight had a sign up advertising "Buttcrunch Lettuce."
2) Feeding the kids fresh local strawberries in the car on the way home from the market. They Could. Not. Wait. I tore the green tops off with my teeth and spat them out on the floor as I handed the luscious berries behind me, eyes still on the road. Each berry elicited a "thank you" from the backseat, along with a "please" requesting another.
3) At dinner, Mae said, "Mmmmmmmm, asparagus!" (It sounded like "Spare Gus.")